Funniest Boomhauer Quotes & Sayings

What? Who? You can't throw around pronouns like that without their antecedents if you want people to follow you. — Kevin Hearne

I did some films in college, and I remember working with this director that wanted to shock me so that I'd give him an expression of shock, so he poured scalding hot water on my arm during the take. He splashed it on me. He got his expression of shock, but I also got, like, second-degree burns! — John Kapelos

He who is blind cannot see opportunities.
He who is deaf cannot hear opportunities.
He who is lame cannot seize opportunities.
He who is ignorant cannot know opportunities.
He who is enlightened cannot miss opportunities. — Matshona Dhliwayo

We are all united by both pain and love. Both a smile and a wound. We are all united by these very basic yet very influential things, because we all recognize them, we all know what they feel like to have or to give. Everything else, all the other things that do not unite us - those things are all illusions. — C. JoyBell C.

Illinois corn farmers are the Nation's number two exporter of feed grains. — John Shimkus

This is a technology where without external input, you create a chemistry of blissfulness within you. — Jaggi Vasudev

I realized early on I was not an actor. And it was a great thing to have that realization. To see actors and see what that talent is ... it wasn't me. — Darren Star

I always wanted a little brother because I felt like the little brother had to do everything. — Paul Pierce

Were we all, the whole upper crust of Russian society, so totally insensitive, so horribly obtuse, as not to feel that the charmed life that we were leading was in itself an injustice and hence could not possibly last? — Nicolas Nabokov

Guys would sleep with a bicycle if it had the right color lip gloss on. They have no shame. They're like bull elks in a field. — Tori Amos

A football player is often bigger than a basketball player - more massive, that is. The basketball player is taller and more slender. So it is with redwoods. The tallest redwoods are often slender, and so they aren't the largest ones. — Richard Preston

Our nation is turning into an idiocracy. — Neil DeGrasse Tyson

I consider Christian theology to be one of the greatest disasters of the human race. — Alfred North Whitehead

I have a plan to protect the environment so that we leave this place in better shape to our children than we were handed it by our parents. — John F. Kerry

A talent for drama is not a talent for writing, but is ability to articulate human relationships. — Gore Vidal