Funniest Andy Dwyer Quotes & Sayings

Master your words. Master your thoughts. Never allow your body to do harm. Follow these three roads with purity And you will find yourself upon the one way, The way of wisdom. — Gautama Buddha

We were given our lives to live to the fullest of our ability; come out of that dark and musty hole and begin to live. — Barbara Hart

There's a gigantic gray area between good moral behavior and outright felonious activities. I call that the Weasel Zone and it's where most of life happens. — Scott Adams

But we found San Salvatore," said Mrs. Arbuthnot, "and it is rather silly that Mrs. Fisher should behave as if it belonged only to her."
"What is rather silly," said Mrs. Wilkins with much serenity, "is to mind. I can't see the least point in being in authority at the price of one's liberty. — Elizabeth Von Arnim

Of course, Alexander the Great was a hero, but why smash the chairs? — Nikolai Gogol

You must learn to honor and cherish and love your Self. You must first see your Self as worthy before you can see another as worthy. You must first know your Self to be holy before you can acknowledge holiness in another. — Neale Donald Walsch

A bruised silence descended on the van. — Hillary Jordan

When I thought of the past, it often seemed to me that all this was merely a horrible dream. My only desire was to forget everything, to think of nothing. — Miklos Nyiszli

The spring is the lovely time when we all hurry out in to the open to finally get to inhale fresh exhausts. — Carlo Manzoni

Someone once said that integrity comes from caring about what other people think of you; but I don't think that integrity comes from caring what other people think about you. I think that integrity comes from you caring about how you affect other people. If your integrity comes from caring about what others think about you, then your integrity will have no foundation and it will always change based upon other people. And that's not integrity at all. — C. JoyBell C.