Funniest Ace Ventura Quotes & Sayings

Dads, is it too bold to hope that our children might have some small portion of the feeling for us that the Divine Son felt for His Father? — Jeffrey R. Holland

Everyone is bisexual. Almost everyone has the sexual potential for anything. — Ken Livingstone

When I'm at school, I usually put my hair up. High pony, side pony, or a bun, I like my hair out of my face. — Laura Marano

Do not threaten the supreme gigantic overlords. We do as we please. — Brandon Mull

There must have been a real mess on the tracks,' Lorna said, 'They shut down the F train line for a whole two hours for you. Two hours! And in rush hour!'
My final achievement. Man, I hoped Mom was getting that put on my gravestone. Here lies Charlotte Feldman. She pissed off commuters. A lot. — Suzy Cox

If there is an art of living, it is not something that can be taught timelessly. We have lessons to learn from Aristotle et al, for sure, but not if we simply uproot them from their epoch and stamp them into 21st-century soil. — Julian Baggini

How can rogue terrorists in Iraq detonate bombs? They're all too busy flying kites with their children! Hasn't [Katrina vanden Heuvel (Queen of the May at the fun-loving Nation magazine)] seen Fahrenheit 9/11? — Ann Coulter

Yet sanctification, in its place and proportion, is quite as important as justification. Sound protestant and evangelical doctrine is useless if it is not accompanied by a holy life. It is worse than useless: it does positive harm. It is despised by keen-sighted and shrewd men of the world, as an unreal and hollow thing, and brings religion into contempt. — J.C. Ryle

Then, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill! — William Shakespeare