Funnier Than 24 Quotes & Sayings

When one is traveling, one must expect to spend a certain amount of money foolishly. — Robertson Davies

I played the guitar for ten years before I realized it wasn't a weapon. — Pete Townshend

Dr. Steven Bratman has coined the term orthorexia nervosa, a pathological fixation on eating proper food. — Lierre Keith

Legality is just the name for everything that's not dangerous for the ruling order. — Hari Kunzru

I don't know what anxiety is like anymore. — Alicia Silverstone

I'm a fairly quiet and private person. So I haven't sought publicity. — Mark Walter

How many do you think there are?" Stefan whispered.
"More than the fleas in my bed," Oakes answered.
Stefan glared at him. "I've been sleeping in your bed!" he hissed. — Jack Lewis Baillot