Funnier In Spanish Quotes & Sayings

Many are the women who can take their clothes off seductively, but women who can charm as they dress? — Haruki Murakami

This is the East Coast, boy. I know they're pretty laissez-faire about dress in your neck of the woods, but back here 52. they don't let you run around in your bathing suit all year long.
Blacks and blues, that's the ticket, blacks and blues ... (Bunny Corcoran to Richard Papen) — Donna Tartt

You cannot petition the Lord with prayer. — Jim Morrison

If two lives join, there is oft a scar. They are one and one, with a shadowy third; One near one is too far. — Robert Browning

Shirley's gonna be pissed," Gazarra said. "She hates when I get shot." To my recollection, the only other time Gazarra was shot was when he was playing quick draw in the police station elevator and his gun accidentally discharged. The bullet ricocheted off the elevator wall and lodged in Gazarra's right buttock. — Janet Evanovich

We spent time on Burma and the need for the military regime there to understand that they shouldn't fear the voices of people. And yet they do. — George W. Bush

It was those damn wool socks. He didn't realize he loved her until she
told him about out-negotiating a god of war - the most haggle-loving of the
gods - with socks! — G.A. Aiken

She plunged her snout into my hair and took a deep shuddering breath.
A warm string of drool dripped from her open maw onto my bare shoulder.
I forced myself to stay very calm, and after a moment, she released me.
Giving a bashful shrug, she said, "Sorry. Werewolf thing."
"Hey, no problem," I said, even though all I could think was, Slobber! Werewolf slobber! On my skin! — Rachel Hawkins

The real payoff of a yoga practice, I came to see, is not a perfect handstand or a deeper forward bend - it is the newly born self that each day steps off the yoga mat and back into life. — Rolf Gates

You can change things, you can make things better. — Jeff Bridges

Work is the miracle by which talent is brought to the surface and dreams become reality. — Gordon B. Hinckley

If you hold me, I will let you into my dreams. — Steve Winwood

It was on such a night as this that the unhappy things came about. — Richard Ford