Funeral Spray Quotes & Sayings

To Amma, all are Her children. In Amma's eyes no defect of Her children is serious. But when She is considered as the guru, it is essential for the growth of the disciples that they conduct themselves according to the tradition. Amma will pardon all the mistakes of Her children, but nature has certain laws. That is what brings punishment for our sins. Children, we should be able to take any sorrow or suffering as conducive for our growth. — Mata Amritanandamayi

since I know for a fact that her class had been in the physics labs when Mr. Fibs got attacked by the bees he thought he'd genetically modified to obey commands from a whistle. (Turns out they only respond to the voice of James Earl Jones.) — Ally Carter

We may get knocked down on the outside, but the key to living in victory is to learn how to get up on the inside. — Joel Osteen

I'm very ticklish. They say being tickled is a form of torture. — Melissa Sagemiller

Tell your readers to use it or lose it. If you don't use your muscles, they get weak. If you don't use your mind it begins to fail. — John Templeton

I have been stared at my whole life because of my height. — Meredith Eaton

Education means to bring out wisdom. Indoctrination means to push in knowledge. — Dick Gregory

I am thankful for small mercies. I compared notes with one of my friends who expect everything of the universe, and is disappointed when anything is less than the best, and I found that I begin at the other extreme, expecting nothing, and am always full of thanks for moderate good ... If we will take the good we find, ... we shall have heaping measures ... — Ralph Waldo Emerson

If a person is not talented enough to be a novelist, not smart enough to be a lawyer, and his hands are too shaky to perform operations, he becomes a journalist. — Norman Mailer

You do what you have to do. That's who you seem to be to me, anyway. You're one who does what he has to do. — Dean Koontz

The true runner is a very fortunate person. He has found something in him that is just perfect. — George Sheehan

Anyone not paranoid in this world must be crazy ... Speaking of paranoia, it's true that I do not know exactly who my enemies are. But that of course is exactly why I'm paranoid. — Edward Abbey

Do you think Johnny Depp should have drive his motorcycle off the mountain highway to his death? Why or why not? — B.J. Novak