Funderburgh Jerry Quotes & Sayings

I was a disinterested student. — David Fincher

I think earth, if chosen instead of Heaven, will turn out to have been, all along, only a region in Hell; and earth, if put second to Heaven, to have been from the beginning a part of Heaven itself. — C.S. Lewis

Yeah!" Coach Hedge pumped his fists in the air. He was drenched from his horns to hooves, but grinning like a crazy goat. "Do it again!" "Uh ... maybe later," Leo said. "Just stay above deck, okay? You can keep watch, in case - you know, the lake decides to attack us or something." "On it," Hedge promised. — Rick Riordan

The simple fact of the matter is that the Home Secretary has asked us to investigate what our Quaker friend chooses to call - for some strange reason of his own - "child prostitution". And whatever our personal feelings, it certainly won't damage our prospects of promotion if we come up with the result he desires. — Sally Spencer

In Hindu mythology, there is no one but ourselves to blame for our problems: neither God nor any oppressors. The idea of rebirth aims to evoke acceptance of the present, and responsibility for the future. Our immortal soul is tossed from one life to another as long as our mind refuses to do darshan. This is made most explicit in the story of Karna in the Mahabharata. — Devdutt Pattanaik

Businessmen they drink my wine, come and taste my herb. — Jimi Hendrix

I laid the foundation and built thereon, the science of CHIROPRACTIC. — Daniel D. Palmer

And though I remember her name I cannot recall her face. All things pass. — John Christopher

Ignorant: a state of not knowing what a pronoun is, or how to find the square root of 27.4, and merely knowing childish and useless things like which of the seventy almost identical-looking species of the purple sea snake are the deadly ones, how to treat the poisonous pith of the Sago-sago tree to make a nourishing gruel, how to foretell the weather by the movements of the tree-climbing Burglar Crab, how to navigate across a thousand miles of featureless ocean by means of a piece of string and a small clay model of your grandfather, how to get essential vitamins from the liver of the ferocious Ice Bear, and other such trivial matters. It's a strange thing that when everyone becomes educated, everyone knows about the pronoun but no one knows about the Sago-sago. — Terry Pratchett

Now we have two choices in life: have sex with the same person forever or risk a terminal disease. Either way, your life is over. — Andy Kindler

Woodbine took the note away, revealing the paper beneath: — Diana Gabaldon

The Top 40 is geared toward 20 and under, not 20 and up. That's the audience I'm geared to. — Michael Bolton

Sometimes the smallest victories in life are more rewarding than the greatest milestones. — Katie Kacvinsky

Our challenge with "The Office" and "Extras" was to get it completely scripted but to find a cast that could make it look like they were saying it for the first time. — Ricky Gervais

Parties, boys, lavish events, boys, study groups, boys. Need I say more? — Kandi Steiner