Funches Comedian Quotes & Sayings

It's only the losers named 'Dave' that think having an unusual name is bad, and who cares what they think? They're named 'Dave.' — Penn Jillette

The best filmmakers, I think, have always had very narrow frameworks for their stories, and then they can go deeply, rather than skimming the surface. — Paul Auster

During the 1919 solar eclipse, people go out to measure the positions of the stars and they find exactly what Einstein predicted. Einstein gets a telegram saying this, and somebody asked him, Professor Einstein, what would you have said if the observations didn't agree with what your prediction of general relativity said should be happening? And Einstein said, "I'd be sorry for the dear lord; the theory is correct." What he meant by that is the math is just so elegant, so beautiful, so powerful, that almost seemingly it can't possibly be wrong. — Rivka Galchen

Dead, but not allowed to die. Alive, but as good as dead. — Suzanne Collins

Womanhood is a flourishing flower. — Lailah Gifty Akita

New Zealand is the only country I know well enough to write about. It can sometimes lead to complications. — Margaret Mahy

The van stank of cabbage and cornered like a drunken elephant. It would do. — Kate Griffin