Funasaka Lemon Quotes & Sayings

I am not retarded.
My mother has a screw loose.
She needs me to be dumb so Tasha will be happy.
She wanted Lisi not to go to college so Tasha would be happy.
Fuck. — A.S. King

You have to believe in marriage and you have to believe in a relationship between two people. If you really think in your life that you have found the right person, you have to stick to it, even though there are ups and downs. If you really believe in your union, you have to nourish it and work for it, then you can really spend your life together forever. — Sophia Loren

Pubic hair is proof of sexual maturity and if your partner finds that a turn-off, you should probably reconsider that partner. — Hadley Freeman

The political controversy surrounding this Boston's Big Dig could have the effect of throwing cold water on any plans for farsighted infrastructure development around the country. — Andrew Natsios

It was easy for me to be honest with him because there was nothing to lose. — Emery Lord

I've never been cool - and I don't care — Celine Dion

My friend named his car. And I don't want to be judgemental, but ... what a dork. — Demetri Martin

It were a grief so brief to part with thee.
Farewell. — William Shakespeare