Fulgieri Matt Quotes & Sayings

But Nature is unfair to women. An act is done by two people, but if there are any consequences, one person carries it alone. — Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

Theo McLean, fact examiner. If I were harsh, I'd say he was a nerd, but it's not cool to put someone down with labels. But man, he was a nerd. He was smart too. Straight-A smart. Except for gym. — D.J. MacHale

Without bothering to knock, he turned the knob and pushed open the door.
"Jesus fuck!" he yelled, slamming the door closed.
"Knock much?" Danny screamed from inside her room, where he'd just seen her naked, on her knees, getting nailed by her husband.
Fucking hell. — Madeline Sheehan

I'd like to start with the chimney jokes - I've got a stack of them. The first one is on the house. — Tim Vine

both the American and Texas State — John C. Dalglish

The soul might be silent but the servant of the soul has always got a voice and it has got one for a reason. — Cormac McCarthy

I don't know what's funny and what's not so I test out all of my material in front of audiences. — Daniel Tosh

I promise not to hurt you, unless you try to take my shit. Then I'll twist your head off and hide it in a bush somewhere. — Cedric Nye

I am certain that to preach the wrath of God with a hard heart, a cold lip, a tearless eye, and an unfeeling spirit is to harden men, not benefit them. — Charles Spurgeon

Take not from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned. — Thomas Jefferson

The body is a very low level machine language. The language of the soul, of the mind, is much more evolved. — Frederick Lenz

They weren't just people. And they weren't strangers. They were my neighbors. And I didn't know how to help them. — Hannah Brencher

READ and BELIEVE or you will be left behind! — Wendy