Frownies Reviews Quotes & Sayings

Never shoot up in the air when you're standing under it. — Woody Allen

We've been waiting for a format like triple-A where you can hear Crowded House, Joni Mitchell and R.E.M. — Vonda Shepard

( referring the old high level road) how come there are so many Bo trees along the old road especially where there was a junction of sorts? I wondered did a long time before I gathered much later in life that all those trees marked the spots where the legendary Buddhist revivalist Anagarika Dharmapala preached during his campaign and the British, sharp enough to observe that behind the Buddhist campaign was a national campaign, which in turn, was a political campaign, which again meant that the British rule was threatened, countered by building a public lavatory wherever the Buddhists had planted a Bo tree, and true enough there were public lavatories near Bo trees at Borella, Pettah, and Kirulapona — Tissa Abeysekara

The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. — Fred Allen

David Carr was one of the most gifted journalists who has ever worked at The New York Times, — Arthur Ochs Sulzberger

Somehow the idyllic existence I envisioned never quite came to pass, but aside from the occasional culinary disaster, my marriage wasn't bad. — Alexandra Bogdanovic

She wanted to be buried in a coffin filled with used paperbacks. — Sherman Alexie

Clark Kent gives up his powers just to have sexual intercourse with Lois Lane in a glittery bed. Who'd make such a stupid swap? If you could fly? Deflect nuclear missiles into space? Turn back time by spinning the planet in reverse? Sexual intercourse can't be that good. — David Mitchell

An image is a stop the mind makes between uncertainties. — Djuna Barnes

Better to run toward something than run from something. — Rachel Caine

The fastest way to a man's heart is by tearing a hole through his rib cage_T-Shirt — Darynda Jones

Romantic googling can be as dangerous as drunk text messaging. Of course hell hath no fury like a woman who Google-bombs her old flames name with a word like impotent. — Maureen Dowd