Friggin Perfect Quotes & Sayings

Maybe she was an angel, I thought as she crawled out of bed and headed for the door. Maybe she was stuck on earth, sent here to help those who had passed. What a noble creature.
"Wedgie alert," she said before adjusting her boxer-like underwear. — Darynda Jones

And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep. — Kurt Vonnegut

Martin couldn't imagine a world where there was no time to read. — Kate Atkinson

Revenge is a particularly interesting concept, especially the notion of whether or not it exists outside of just an abstract idea. — Christopher Nolan

Nothing will divide the church so much as the love of power. — Saint John Chrysostom

People want what they want. Sometimes you just have to walk in defiance of it and just be yourself. — Meryl Streep

You should despair and run away. — Hayao Miyazaki

You have nothing to feel insecure about. It's a thing of beauty for a man to have a real woman to hold onto. All the models and actresses I've been with are so friggin' thin, I swear their chests are flatter than mine. But you, on the other hand, have one killer body. I can't keep my hands off you, baby, your curves drive me crazy. — Collette West

I try to use my debit card rather than a credit card, but I will use a credit card for big purchases because I bank with Coutts and I get points. — Sean Pertwee

Congress is debating a kill switch that would allow President Obama to freeze all activity on the internet if there was a national emergency. The kill switch goes by the top-secret code name 'Microsoft Windows.' — Conan O'Brien

The flower which we do not pluck is the only one which never loses its beauty or its fragrance. — William Rounseville Alger

All things journey: sun and moon, Morning, noon, and afternoon, Night and all her stars; 'Twixt the east and western bars Round they journey, Come and go! We go with them! — George Eliot

What shall we do now?" he asked.
"Something very dreadful," she said,her voice sour."Ask Arlow Bowlerham for the name of a dressmaker. — March McCarron

The best writing has no lace on its sleeves. — Walt Whitman

By making the choice to leave, you're insulting the place that raised you, and made you, and never turned you away. And that place fights you back. — Trevor Noah