Friday 1995 Funny Quotes & Sayings

When I write I'll sometimes say things which are somewhat controversial - not because I'm seeking out controversy for its own sake, but if I don't have anything to say which is different, why am I bothering to write stuff down in the first place? — Paul Bloom

In the year 399 B.C.[E.] he was accused of "introducing new gods and corrupting the youth," as well as not believing in the accepted gods. With a slender majority, a jury of five hundred found him guilty. — Jostein Gaarder

Granting that we are always in the presence of God, yet it seems to me that those who pray are in His presence in a very different sense; for they, as it were, see that He is looking upon them, while others may go for days on end without even once recollecting that God sees them. — Teresa Of Avila

Knowing that great conceptions are worth little without precision execution — Walter Isaacson

It is enough to remember the fact of the happiness. — Peter Cameron

Scarecrow queen. Nothing but a dupe, alone in a field, hoping to keep the crows at bay. — Melinda Salisbury

It is with the approach of winter that cats ... wear their richest fur and assume an air of sumptuous and delightful opulence. — Pierre Loti

the source of a river is narrow. If you could jump over it in a twinkle of an eye at the source, be sure to ponder before you jump over it at its mid or its estuary. — Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

A dishonest yes is a no to yourself. — Byron Katie

I play blues old-timey style. — Pinetop Perkins

So it's not as bad as it looks?" Call ventured. "Oh, no," she told him. "It's just as bad as it looks. But I'm very, very good at my job. — Holly Black

Vanity remains a feeble weapon
The delusional wearer of it considers herself strong — Sreesha Divakaran

We're working with our neighbors Indonesia and Malaysia to fight terrorism in our own common seas. — Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo

I do suspect that this world is hell. — Francesca Da Rimini