Frenemy Birthday Quotes & Sayings

Q: What do Jesus and Nicole Brown Simpson have in common? A: They were both killed by the Joooooooose. — Helen Thomas

You know what you are, Sam Brody?" she whispered, wrapping her arms around his neck. "A big, fat tease." They both knew there wasn't an ounce of fat on him. They also both knew exactly what she meant. — Jill Shalvis

Because you're not thinking about existence and being, you're not really thinking at all. — Michael Tsarion

Satisfaction comes from emptying ourselves into things. — Matthew Kelly

Cats are the lap-dancers of the animal world. Soon as you stop shelling out, they move on, find another lap. They're furry little sociopaths. Pretty and slick
in love with themselves. When's the last time you saw a seeing-eye cat? — Andrew Vachss

The Democrats have no actual policy proposals of their own unless constant carping counts as a policy. — Ann Coulter

Our possessions don't own us any more, because we don't possess them. — Dan Davis

I knew nothing about martial arts. And I don't really like it! But in the film, I not only had to pretend that I knew all about it, I had to be the best at it. That was very difficult. — Ziyi Zhang

However, I think I managed to reach a new level with Koko, and I will always be grateful for the experience. — Peter Straub