Free Funny Clip Art Quotes & Sayings

When you ran out the tunnel at the old Easter Road for a derby game, you'd get a spittal right on the back of your head. They were spitting on you as you ran out, which actually helped get you going. It was some place. — Drew Busby

I'm not a poster boy for good behavior and recovery in Hollywood, I'm just a guy who knows he has a lot to be grateful for. — Robert Downey Jr.

Beware when you take on the Church of God. Others have tried and have bitten the dust. — Desmond Tutu

The one thing in life you can control is your effort. Are there any shortcuts in the beauty business? No. That was the first lesson I learned. You can't just rocket to the top. — Mark Cuban

He who will not economize will have to agonize — Confucius

When I was younger it was - you know, my dad dressed up in drag on 'Bosom Buddies.' And that was what I was having to deal with at the time. And then around the time that I was into college was when he became statue-worthy I guess you could say. — Colin Hanks

The goal of every yoga is to lead a guided life. — Irina Tweedie

staff of U.S. Navy Fifth Fleet and submitted his narrative in 2001. With the ongoing war in Iraq, I felt it appropriate that a broader audience have access to Commander Winkler's work. — David F. Winkler

I'll take Heinlein over a headmistress any day. — Jo Walton

A statesman's words, like butcher's meat, should be well weighed. — Pearl Mary Teresa Craigie

Glenn Beck is Rush redux - Limbaugh with liposuction, partying like it's still 1993. — Tina Brown

As you make your way along life's tumultuous highways, it's important to note that you should always carry a map, have plenty of fuel in the tank, and take frequent rest stops. — Octavia Spencer

You always get more respect when you don't have a happy ending. — Julia Quinn

What of course I would like to be writing is the story of the Red and White Dwarves and their Remembering Mirror, their space rocket (powered by anti-gravity), their attendant entities Hadron, Gluon, Pion, Lepton, and Muon, and the Charmed Quarks and the Coloured Quarks. But we can't all be physicists. — Doris Lessing

Many succeed momentarily by what they know; Some succeed temporarily by what they do; but Few succeed permanently by what they are. — John C. Maxwell