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You know what each house should have? A Duty Free space. Like at the airports. Then I might consider moving in with a woman. — Carol Vorvain

It's rare to have even half-meaningful conversations in the film industry. — Amber Heard

His heart was now beating rapidly. He wanted to embrace her, cover her with kisses, caress her hair, touch her breast, stroke her thighs: he wanted to sing songs for her, dance dances for her, write poems for her. — Andrew M. Greeley

I usually sit around with the guitar in reach and grab it when I get an idea. Sometimes it lasts five minutes, and sometimes it lasts all day. — Alex Turner

By giving kids an allowance, you teach that child to work for money rather than learn to create money. — Robert Kiyosaki