Freddie The Freeloader Quotes & Sayings

How many of those dead animals you see on the highway are suicides? — Dennis Miller

'The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor's choice. It sure isn't based on sales. — Howard Stern

they constituted the list of names her mother and — Joanne Fluke

Just as in our bodies, every cell must first be "Celfish"; solely responsible for its own survival and once those conditions are met, the value is passed on. That is Free Market Capitalism at the cellular level. — Carl T. Johnson

The flock gets sight of a spot of blood on some chicken and they all go to peckin' at it, see, till they rip the chicken to shreds, blood and bones and feathers. But usually a couple of the flock gets spotted in the fracas, then it's their turn. And a few more gets spots and gets pecked to death, and more and more. Oh, a peckin' party can wipe out the whole flock in a matter of a few hours, buddy, I seen it. A mighty awesome sight. The only way to prevent it - with chickens - is to clip blinders on them. So's they can't see. — Ken Kesey

There are many times when you are better off practicing than playing; but most people just don't understand that — Larry Bird

You can use the same motto for everything in life. If you put that effort in, you'll get what you want. — Kim Kardashian

A man's country is not a certain area of land, of mountains, rivers, and woods, but it is a principle; and patriotism is loyalty to that principle. — George William Curtis

There never was and is not likely soon to be a nation of philosophers, nor am I certain it is desirable that there should be. — Henry David Thoreau

Stop begging God to increase your territory when you can't even maintain the territory you already have. Work with what you got first. — Nakia R. Laushaul

Five years from now I'm probably going to look back on the things I'm doing and cringe. — Fiona Apple

At its best, the sensation of writing is that of any unmerited grace. It is handed to you, but only if you look for it. — Annie Dillard

The really important things are said over cocktails and are never done. — Peter Drucker

The more they talked and argued, the less they understood each other. In the end they fell silent, full of mutual contempt and hatred. And in this silence of the dumb and these speeches of the blind, in this medley of people bound together by the same grief, terror and hope, in this hatred and lack of understanding between men who spoke the same tongue, you could see much of the tragedy of the twentieth century. — Vasily Grossman

Ask yourself: given everything you have to do, is there a way that we can make this better? — Daniel Ek