Freakin Hilarious Quotes & Sayings

I love getting my feet massaged. — Christina Aguilera

And I don't cook, either. Not as long as they still deliver pizza. — Tiger Woods

The necessity for 'professionals' in the entertainment industry is being constantly challenged. — Jason Alexander

Is it really conceivable, given all of that immensity, all that structure, that we are truly alone? That life emerged here, and nowhere else? — Stephen Baxter

Break up the institution of the family, deny the inviolability of its relations, and in a little while there would not be any humanity. — Edwin Hubbel Chapin

showed where the ancient pewter teapot had leaked. At the other end was a scattering of crumbs left by the — Winston Graham