Franc S Farmer Quotes & Sayings

Over 85% of all statistics are made up on the spot. — David Mitchell

The ducks in St James's Park are so used to being fed bread by secret agents meeting clandestinely that they have developed their own Pavlovian reaction. Put a St James's Park duck in a laboratory cage and show it a picture of two men
one usually wearing a coat with a fur collar, the other something sombre with a scarf
and it'll look up expectantly. — Neil Gaiman

The stars, that in their courses roll, Have much instruction given; But Thy good Word informs my soul How I may climb to Heaven. — Isaac Watts

I come from a background where money has never been an issue. — Ranbir Kapoor

You are a total bitch with no humor. Please go get treatment and ENJOY my latest novel!!!! You old crow!"

[Response to a review of her book] — Susan Reinhardt

The act of getting married, stripped of the necessity to have a secure setting to raise children, seems to me no less grim than registering your emotions with the government. — Harry Shearer

Whenever I see a celebrity that comes to watch me play, I'm going to do for them the same thing they've done for me - bring them some type of joy. — Shaquille O'Neal

Mind you, the Elizabethans had so many words for the female genitals that it is quite hard to speak a sentence of modern English without inadvertently mentioning at least three of them. — Terry Pratchett