Fragias Lavvas Quotes & Sayings

If security guards aren't allowed to carry guns, I don't have to obey their made up rules. — Daniel Tosh

The hurrier I go, the behinder I get. - Anonymous — David Allen

Tell me there is a God in the serene heavens that will damn his children for the expression of an honest belief! More men have died in their sins, judged by your orthodox creeds, than there are leaves in all the forests in the wide world ten thousand times over. Tell me these men are in Hell; that these men are in torment; that these children are in eternal pain, and that they are to be punished forever and forever! I denounce this doctrine as the most infamous of lies. — Robert Green Ingersoll

There is not a place to which the Christian can withdraw from the world, whether it be outwardly or in the sphere of the inner life. Any attempt to escape from the world must sooner or later be paid for with a sinful surrender to the world. — Dietrich Bonhoeffer

I have a podiatrist appointment at 2. — Todd Barry

Anyone ever tell you you're an incredible kisser? — Becca Fitzpatrick

Knowing all of this makes me love and hate Jesus at the same time. Because, when instead of contrasting good and evil, he contrasted truth and evil, I have to think about all the times I've substituted being good (or appearing to be good) for truth. — Nadia Bolz-Weber