Fracked Gourds Quotes & Sayings

Hope is something that can be very dangerous but without it life would be horribly dry. Impossible, even. — Anthony Doerr

Sometimes it's hard to tell if a joke is working or not for the first couple of minutes. — Dave Attell

We have one cat. I had eight cats and six dogs in Los Angeles. — Rue McClanahan

Despite the knowledge that her affections were unattainable, I couldn't help but be drawn to try. — Kiera Cass

MAN: You said pound cake. WOMAN: I didn't say pound cake, I said crumb cake. MAN: You said pound cake. WOMAN: Don't tell me what I said. MAN: You said pound cake. WOMAN: I said crumb cake. MAN: I actually saw the crumb cake but I didn't get it because you said pound cake. WOMAN: I said crumb cake. MAN: Well, I heard pound cake. WOMAN: Then you obviously weren't listening. Crumb cake doesn't even sound like pound cake. MAN: Well, maybe you accidentally said pound cake. Woman: I said crumb cake. - overheard in Grand Central Station, November 13, 2008 — Kathryn Schulz

Hold value; not price,
carry moral; not pride.
be of compassion; not selfishness,
humble in your approach to live and
loving with your gift to share. — Nikki Rowe

If you face life with the sincere faith that through the aid of the Almighty you can overcome your troubles, then you will keep defeat at arm's length. And this applies in all the circumstances life can bring. — Norman Vincent Peale

You saved me." "You wouldn't have needed saving if it wasn't for me. — Marissa Meyer

Whatever, bro. We both had a long day. Too much drama. I'll TTYS. I wanted to ridicule him for using chatspeak IRL, but I found myself lacking the energy. — John Green