Foxworthies Quotes & Sayings

You love SITUATION COMEDIES, whilst holding particular affection for MUSTACHIOED FUNNYMEN. You know, your FOXWORTHIES, your FUNKES, your SWANSONS, but not necessarily your GALLAGHERS PER SE, because you have to draw the fucking line somewhere. — Andrew Hussie

Similes are like metaphors. — H. Dean

My desk was a present from Margaret Atwood.
After Zen and the Art of Uterus Maintenance
sold its first million, she said I needed a place
to write, other than the local bus-shelter. — Nuala Ni Chonchuir

Not all of those to whom we do good love us, neither do all those to whom we do evil hate us. — Philibert Joseph Roux

Mma Ramotswe sighed. 'We are all tempted, Mma. We are all tempted when it comes to cake.'
That is true,' said Mma Potokwane sadly. 'There are many temptations in this life, but cake is probably one of the biggest of them. — Alexander McCall Smith

Being a Scientologist, when you drive past an accident ... you know you have to do something about it because you know you're the only one that can really help. — Tom Cruise

I'm on television, ticcing and twitching. I think that's kind of cool. — Tim Howard