Found It On Deviantart Quotes & Sayings

That government is not a necessary good but an unavoidable evil. — Lyn Nofziger

Amber saw getting infected as the ultimate commitment. Like her and the guy would be doomed to be with each other. Looking back, she figured a brush with death would make her really enjoy her life. Like she would feel more alive. — Chuck Palahniuk

Ambition has its disappointments to sour us, but never the good fortune to satisfy us. — Benjamin Franklin

And now gay people want to get married ... Haven't they suffered enough? — George Carlin

Since there will be no one left to talk peace after the next war, it makes good sense to break with tradition and hold the peace conference first. — William Glasser

I hate books; they only teach us to talk about things we know nothing about. — Jean-Jacques Rousseau

It's not what you lift, it's where you carry it. — David Foster Wallace

The window went up, a maid-servant's discordant voice profaned the holy calm, and a deluge of water drenched the prone martyr's remains! — Mark Twain

The more man learned, the more he realized he did not know. — Dan Brown

As they were walking, a beggar came up, holding his hand out and crying, "Baksheesh! Baksheesh!"
Mike kept on going but Mitchell stopped. Digging into his pocket, he pulled out twenty paise and placed it in the beggar's dirty hand.
Mike said, "I used to give to beggars when I first came here. But then I realized, it's hopeless. It never stops."
"Jesus said you should give to whoever asks you," Mitchell said.
"Yeah, well," Mike said, "obviously Jesus was never in Calcutta. — Jeffrey Eugenides