Forest Mulcher Quotes & Sayings

You know, there are those writers who work at writing every day. I'm not one of those guys. I tend to work at varying levels of intensity, based on the amount of time and energy I have available. — Kevin Keck

Problem with an old friend who is too busy:
he always perceives you as if never changed. — Toba Beta

I love the idea of embracing your curves and loving yourself while expressing it through fashion. — Hayley Hasselhoff

A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have kill you too. — Jake Johannsen

Let's see, the last guy I dated - is there a word for someone who's sexually attracted to Muppets? Andrea's elegant persona was destroyed as she laughed so hard martini shot out of her nose. — Molly Harper