Forensic Medicine Funny Quotes & Sayings

Each of us is here for a brief sojourn, for what purpose he knows not, though sometimes he thinks he feels it — Albert Einstein

The veneer of civilization is exceedingly thin — Karin Tansek

George!' [Horace] said, the relief evident in his voice. 'Are you all right?'
'No! I am not!' George replied with considerable spirit. 'I have a whacking great arrow stuck through my arm and it hurts like the very dickens! How could anybody be all right in those circumstances?' ...
'You saved my life, George,' Horace said gently ...
George grimaced. 'Well, if I'd known it was going to hurt like this, I wouldn't have! I would have just let them shoot you! Why do you live this way?' he demanded in a high-pitched voice. 'How can you bear it? This sort of thing is very, very painful. I always suspected that warriors are crazy. Now I know. — John Flanagan

People might say that they liked honesty, but they didn't, really. — Sonal Panse

On a smash TV series, you make much more money than you ever can in a movie. Do you know how much more Bill Cosby will make than Spielberg? The money for successful television is unbelievable. — Lee Rich

I've always felt sorry for Mike Collins, driving all the way to the moon but not allowed out of the car to look around. — Janet Turpin Myers

Whenever there's a tragedy involving gun use, Bill Clinton, Al Gore, the gun-control lobby and the news media seize it as another opportunity to exploit the emotions of uninformed American people for political gain. — Walter E. Williams

So at this moment Judd felt eternal solitude coming upon him. The dignity, the consistency, of the deed had been broken; they were no longer wilful gods, but caught boys squirming to throw blame, and he wanted only to detach himself so he might at least retain his own idea of integrity. — Meyer Levin

Life is not about receiving. It is about giving, knowing that someone might learn, understand or grow that little bit from the experience — Peter Ellis

They say that adultery is the main thing that can damage a marriage, but it's not. It's boredom. — Barry Cryer

All marriages are sacred, but not all are safe. — Rob Jackson

Her face was her chaperone. — Rupert Hughes

The biggest problem is our lack of "response-ability." That's what happens when money rather than love is the bottom line. People act like idiots. — Marianne Williamson

Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. — Dave Barry