Football Hilarious Quotes & Sayings

You better hope you're not alone. — Jack Johnson

And you," she spat in Nikolai's direction. "Go somewhere you're wanted."
"That's hardly limiting," he said. — Leigh Bardugo

If you believe you can read you can — Lisa McMann

I need someone real, who will be right for me now, here, and soon. Until then I'm lost. I think I am mad at times. — Sylvia Plath

Cortical maps are dynamic, and can change as circumstances alter. Many of us have experienced this, getting a new pair of glasses or a new hearing aid. At first the new glasses or hearing aids seem intolerable, distorting - but within days or hours, our brain adapts to them, and we can make full use of our new new optically or acoustically improved senses. It is similar with the brain's mapping of the body image, which adapts quite rapidly if there are changes in the sensory input or the use of the body. — Oliver Sacks

I've always known I would be a success, but I was surprised at the way it came. — Eva Gabor

Nothing is quite as beautiful as seeing someone do exactly what they were designed to do, to watch someone who has found that thing, that passion, that singular calling and expresses it with conviction. — Lori Stanley Roeleveld

There was no sense to life, to the structure of things. D.H. Lawrence had known that. You needed love, but not the kind of love most people used and were used up by. Old D.H. had known something. His buddy Huxley was just an intellectual fidget, but what a marvelous one. Better than G.B. Shaw with that hard keel of a mind always scraping bottom, his labored wit finally only a task, a burden on himself, preventing him from really feeling anything, his brilliant speech finally a bore, scraping the mind and the sensibilities. It was good to read them all though. It made you realize that thoughts and words could be fascinating, if finally useless. — Charles Bukowski

You leave out God, and you substitute the devil. — Winston Churchill

I'm leaking brain lubricant. — Bill Watterson

Dylan: I'd stolen chocolate from there, back when I was into that kind of thing. Stealing, not chocolate ... whatever. — Susan Bischoff

I think when any one kind of film does well, it creates a precedent and paves the way for more like it. — Tessa Thompson

Alas! how little does the memory of these human inhabitants enhance the beauty of the landscape! — Henry David Thoreau

Besides, I don't take issue with the term as much as the fact that you feel you can judge me. I despise judgmental people."
"As do most creatures who deserve to be judged."
"You got me. I'm a ho fo sho."
-What did that mean?- "You speak like a human."
She nodded, as if that hadn't been an insult as well. "I watch a lot of TV. — Kresley Cole