Foetuses Define Quotes & Sayings

I noticed recently, in the last few shows I did, that I'm starting to get people - not a large group, but quite a few people - who come to see me because they love Curb Your Enthusiasm. — Wanda Sykes

Peace is an Excellent Thing, and War is a great Misfortune. But there are Many things More valuable than Peace, and many Things Much worse than war. The maintenance of the Ottoman Empire belongs to the First Class, the Occupation of Turkey by Russia belongs to the Second. — Henry John Temple, 3rd Viscount Palmerston

Sometimes the answers are more questions. Sometimes up is down. — Gwen Hayes

Jesus did not create a new religion, but set us free from all the rules and regulations of religion — Jeremy Myers

I think all of Manhattan has pretty much become a bar-slash-nightclub-slash-restaurant. There were always pockets of that. But now every corner of Manhattan is that. — Julian Casablancas

I took a job in the U.S. because I wanted to work on products that would get into end users' hands. In Norway, most of the jobs are in server software, niche stuff. — Jon Johansen

The mask of the character was already written into the show, but I actually lobbied for a denser and more complete mask than they initially considered. — Rene Auberjonois

Buy all shoes, both street and running, slightly longer and wider than your bigger foot. Also, avoid pointed shoes. You'll save yourself needless foot pain. — Ted Corbitt

A lot of times when I sit down with the other comics and try to talk theory, they say I'm being too serious. — Joel Hodgson

Having an answer is a comfort. It's when you start asking questions and those questions pull threads in the larger fabric, you're forced to wonder what you're left with. And for people of any age, it's scary to think the fabric of the universe - or the universe as you've always believed it existed - can just unwind, you know? — Robin Epstein

What I've understood is that to be funny is not my job. To see funny is my job. — Anna D. Shapiro

When I tell people I'm going to the Olympics, they're like: 'What do you do, track and field? Pole vault? Are you a volleyball player?' No one ever guesses tae kwon do. — Diana Lopez