Fockeline Ouwerkerks Birthday Quotes & Sayings

Alice in Lapland. Any undue interest in or physical contact with children will set off alarms. If you do not want your reader to think he is reading about a pedophile, dandling of children on knees should be kept to a minimum by fathers, and even more so by uncles. If your character is in any way associated with organized religion, whether he is a bishop, a minister, or the kindly old church caretaker with a twinkle in his eye, he should not even pull a child from a burning building. — Howard Mittelmark

If you have enough book space, I don't want to talk to you. — Terry Pratchett

I love being pregnant. You can do whatever you want. — Claudia Schiffer

I've accentuated the look over the years. As a comic, you try something and if it works you go with it and grind it to death. — Alexei Sayle

I wanted to eat her pain, take it into me and make it my own. — Ann Patchett

I have serious problems with fundamentalist Christians and their creationist theories. Although I believe that scripture is divinely inspired and infallible, I have a hard time going along with the belief that the whole creation process occurred in six twenty-four hour days. My skepticism is due, in part, to the fact that the Bible says that the sun wasn't created until the fourth day of creation (Genesis 1:16-19). I have a hard time figuring how twenty-four hour days could have been measured before that. — Tony Campolo