Flanders Simpsons Quotes & Sayings

Sometimes, when very few know the truth, a single person with only the power of a loud voice will be believed even when they lie. — Marty S. Dalton

We are at once the problem and the only possible solution to the problem. — Michael Pollan

There's nothing so painful, so corrosive, as suspicion. — Paula Hawkins

Christ, this is all there is. This is everything. — Tessa Bailey

Who am I? Or possibly, who AM I? Make it who I WAS, because once I was somebody. — Dorothy Baker

Have I gone too far? — Kathy Griffin

Dear Lord, thank you for introducing me to my two favorite men in the world ... Ben and Jerry. I hope you aren't offended by this threesome. — Sawyer Bennett

Once she remembered trying to box her own ears for having cheated herself in a game of croquet she was playing against herself, for this curious child was very fond of pretending to be two people. — Lewis Carroll

I still put punctuation in my texts. If it's an 'I', I make sure it's a capital. — Simon Cowell

A paranoiac, my friend, is a person who has gone crazy in the most intelligent, well-informed way, the world being what it is. The paranoiac believes that great secret conspiracies are afoot to destroy him. — Philip K. Dick

We have found a strange footprint on the shores of the unknown. — Arthur Eddington

If you think you can and think you can...you will! — Timothy Pina