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You know how Burger King often employs mentally handicapped people to wipe down tables at their restaurants? What those people are to Burger King, paralegals are to lawyers. It's the lowest job you can possibly get and still technically be considered in the legal profession — Michael Ian Black

I'm the kind of person that, as a listener, will go the extra mile to interpret something that's fairly meaningless, or that might be meaningless. — J. Robbins

It's a lot easier when you can share the workload to be honest. Especially if you really, really, trust in each other. — Georgia Nott

Petals don't ask
Where to land

They just fall
With grace. — Sheniz Janmohamed

I've never really had a chance to play a bad guy, and that's something I've always really, really wanted to do. I wanted to experience that really dark side of a person. — Alexander Ludwig

Unless suffering is the direct and immediate object of life, our existence must entirely fail of its aim. It is absurd to look upon the enormous amount of pain that abounds everywhere in the world, and originates in needs and necessities inseparable from life itself, as serving no purpose at all and the result of mere chance. Each separate misfortune, as it comes, seems, no doubt, to be something exceptional; but misfortune in general is the rule.
I know of no greater absurdity than that propounded by most systems of philosophy in declaring evil to be negative in its character. Evil is just what is positive; it makes its own existence felt. — Arthur Schopenhauer

When you birth a child, it's like a bloody giving of self to the creation of a life. — Ezra Miller

I think one wants lots of different lives. — Jane Asher

It shall greatly help ye to understand the Scriptures if thou mark not only what is spoken or written, but of whom and to whom, with what words, at what time, where, to what intent, with what circumstances, considering what goeth before and what followeth after. — Miles Coverdale

Where the dead walked
and the living were made of cardboard. — Ezra Pound

Tashi, you know I love you, don't you?" he said sofly in her ear.

She smiled: trust the son of a Horse Follower to woo in the saddle.

"I thought we were already betrothed."

"You broke it off, remember." He kissed the top of her head.

"Oh yes, I suppose I did. I'm sorry about that."

"I didn't deserve you. I don't deserve you now."

"Well, as long as you know that." She turned and gave him a mischievous smile. — Julia Golding

Not all civil servants admire strong political leadership. But if you want to change things for the better you need strong political leadership. — Harriet Harman

Our journey so far has been very satisfactory: we are most fortunate as regards the season, for there has been more rain this winter than has been known for the last four or five years. — William John Wills

The deepest joys and most terrible wounds were both to be had from family. The — Jim Butcher

The most loving, soft, and sweetest word in the world is "Mom. — Debasish Mridha