Finance Humor Quotes & Sayings

After all, what does the stock market sell us if not the unfounded hope of a rosy future? — Haruki Murakami

Ignorance is bliss, except when it hurts — Paul Knott

( ... ) my money guy Richard is going without a tie now, like a politician who wants to appeal to the suffering common man (or perhaps every morning his firm takes the ties and shoelaces away from the brokers and financial planners to keep them from offing themselves) — Jess Walter

Amnesia and complete indifference to history (especially the history of technological amnesia) remain the defining features of contemporary Internet debate. — Evgeny Morozov

Veblen called it the price-system. Mills called it the Power Elite. It's probably no more than ninety-nine people who don't know what they are doing. They're involved in high finance. Fascinating form of gambling. — John Cage

Live by the three 'F' rule: If they don't fuck you, feed you or finance you, they don't matter. - Maya Josephs, Prima of the Ridgeville Pride — Celia Kyle

Instead of stocks investors should invest in blankets, that way they'll at least have something to keep them warm after they've lost all their money when the company goes under. — Amy Summers

A company could use bricks to measure their growth rate. How many bricks have angry investors thrown at you lately? If the answer is none, then your growth rate is probably pretty good ... for the moment. — Amy Summers

If you owe ten pounds to the Bank of England, you get thrown in jail, but if you owe a million pounds, they invite you to sit on the Board — Philippe Ries

I write all the time. I do artwork that's part of a diary, and I write short stories to go with them pretty much every day. — Mark Mothersbaugh

Listening to my regular favourites - Mozart, Beethoven, Brahms and so on - I always feel, quite misguidedly, that nothing can be too bad if such beauty and brilliance exists in the world. — Jane Asher

Remember that how you say something is as important as what you say. — H. Jackson Brown Jr.

There is no romance without finance. — John Fox

I think what everyone should be doing, before it's too late, is committing themselves to what they really want to do with their lives. — Matthieu Ricard

The fact that none of these civic worriers had ever heard of such a case was unimportant, because they all had heard of somebody who had heard of it! — Sinclair Lewis

Either you run the day or the day runs you.. — Jim Rohn

Bacon even tastes good in the shower. — Robin Bielman

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

My grandmother was this amazing woman in the Dominican Republic who used to read tea leaves and palms. She would cure people in her neighborhood by going into her garden, plucking a couple of leaves, and brewing teas. — Selenis Leyva