Figger Phones Quotes & Sayings

A writer who wants to write good stuff needs to read great stuff. If you don't read widely, or read only writers in fashion at the moment, you'll have a limited idea of what can be done with the English language. — Ursula K. Le Guin

I open my mouth and the words come out. They just come out. Fuck you. — Rick Yancey

The I Ching tells us that for every ending there is a new beginning. In other words, what appears like a transition isn't really a transition; it's a continuum of existence. If you close your eyes for a moment the room will appear to go away. But does it really? Open your eyes again and the room will still be there. That's all death is. — Frederick Lenz

I'm a member of the media. I'm America's Anchorman. — Rush Limbaugh

Every mom is ready to get her life and body back. — Joanna Garcia

Being young was her thing, and she was the best at it. But every year, more and more girls came out of nowhere and tried to steal her thing.
One of these days I'm gong to have to get a new thing, she thought to herself
but as quietly as she could, because she knew that if anyone caught her thinking this thought, her thing would be right over right then. — B.J. Novak

Vampires have been romanticized, and this is bringing it right back to being vampiric. I think there's something sexy and raw about that. — Oliver Jackson-Cohen

I read part of it all the way through. — Samuel Goldwyn

I like playing characters that are complex, that are intriguing, that come from left field, that do things that are unexpected. I don't like people who just follow one line and that's it - that's why I could never be in a sitcom, I don't think. They're not intriguing enough for me. — Pete Postlethwaite

Newsflash: High school is over. You are not cool. "Cool" is a ridiculous concept. — Jim Gaffigan