Field Butters Quotes & Sayings

God will not judge by man's standard of what is right, but by His own, and they are vastly different! — William Branks

And upon his return, Gherkins, who had always considered his uncle as a very top-hatted sort of person, actually saw him take from his handkerchief-drawer an undeniable automatic pistol.
It was at this point that Lord Peter was apotheosed from the state of Quite Decent Uncle to that of Glorified Uncle — Dorothy L. Sayers

I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet? — Mark McKinney

My favorite time of the holidays is when the children have torn open their loot and delivered their verdicts and are looking to you for something else ... memories that have nothing to do with things bought. — Jamie Lee Curtis

A keener interest in trinkets of self-adornment than in people is a symptom of alienation. — Kobo Abe

If beauty is truth, and truth is beauty, they are defined by each other, so how do we know the meaning of either? — Ava Dellaira

Street harassment is not flattering, because it speaks to the fact that men see our presence as an opportunity for sexual advances. — Luvvie Ajayi

That's what being crazy was, wasn't it? You thought you were fine. Everyone else knew better. — Kelley Armstrong

No true patriot could be for Ron Paul. — Dick Morris

Chase, the first thing you need to know is that you don't know anything. — M.R. Merrick

America has been killing people on this continent since it was started. This country is not worth dying for ... — Cindy Sheehan

Change won't come from the top, Change will come from mobilized grassroots. — Barack Obama

Like all revolutions, the surrealist revolution was a reversion, a restitution, an expression of vital and indispensable spiritual needs. — Eugene Ionesco