Fieff Quotes & Sayings

and then woe is you, Pauly. Woe to the max. — Stephen King

I have passed all my days in London, until I have formed as many and intense local attachments as any of you mountaineers can have done with dead nature. — Charles Lamb

If your ego prevents you from evolving, remove its 'E'. — Catherine Lepage

Dust is watching life's talk show. — James Tate

To tell the truth, this was one of the few cases in which she had not told him just what she was thinking. Usually, she let him know whatever thoughts happened to come to her, and indeed he never took it amiss if she let slip a word that might pain him, because when all was said and done that was the price one paid for sincerity. — Ismail Kadare

All the light switches in the hallways were timed to go off after ten or fifteen seconds, presumably as an economy measure. This wasn't so bad if your room was next to the elevator, but if it was very far down the hall, and hotel hallways in Paris tend to wander around like an old man with Alzheimer's, you would generally proceed the last furlong in total blackness, feeling your way along the walls with flattened palms, and invariably colliding scrotally with the corner of a nineteenth-century oak table put there, evidently, for that purpose. — Bill Bryson