Ffx Funny Quotes & Sayings

When you're attracted to someone, it just means that your subconscious is attracted to their subconscious, subconsciously. So what we think of as fate is just two neuroses knowing that they are a perfect match.
- Sleepless in Seattle — Nora Ephron

Morality often manifests itself as cruelty, So be very kind before you are moral. — Debasish Mridha

How did people have conversations anyway? How did they meet and then begin to talk as if they had known each other for years? — Alcoholics Anonymous

I'm a traditional wife in every sense. — Monica Denise Brown

And therefore in geometry (which is the only science that it hath pleased God hitherto to bestow on mankind), men begin at settling the significations of their words; which settling of significations, they call definitions, and place them in the beginning of their reckoning. — Thomas Hobbes

Dimitri: "Why did you come here?"
Rose: "Because you hit me on the head and dragged me here. — Richelle Mead

I think we can all use a little more patience. I get a little impatient sometimes and I wish I didn't. I really need to be more patient. — Ryan Reynolds

This is the first time I've been in a WTA final so it's really great to make it here in Auckland. I'm so tired I can't stand on my feet any more. Today the key was to run and run and finally I put a lot of pressure on her and she started to miss on the big points. — Marion Bartoli

The stuff of which the world of our experience is composed is, in my belief, neither mind nor matter, but something more primitive than either. Both mind and matter seem to be composite, and the stuff of which they are compounded lies in a sense between the two, in a sense above them both, like a common ancestor. — Bertrand Russell

Time is our only fortune - so get scribbling — Vic Robbie

I read the newspaper avidly.
It is my one form of continuous fiction. — Aneurin Bevan

I stopped showering ever since I realized water causes people to drown. I cannot risk being so close to something that can murder me. Do you let killers into your house? Oh, but you let a murderer come out of your own faucet. Hypocrite. — Thom Yorke