Ferson Optics Quotes & Sayings

If you get something for nothing, part of you may be pleased, but part of you moves your hand to give something back. — Jonathan Haidt

One man's vulgarity is another man's lyric. — John Marshall Harlan II

Not once in six years did I make it to the office by 9 on the dot. — Joseph Barbera

Mercy is the stuff you give to people that don't deserve it. — Joyce Meyer

If you are too busy to exercise, you are too busy. — Ed Bliss

When you hang on to your past, you are gripping an anchor that is swiftly moving to the bottom of the ocean. Sure, you have something to hang on to, but you are drowning, too. — Brooks Palmer

Kayso, Foo finally came home and I jumped into his arms and sort of rode him to the ground with a massive tongue kiss so deep that I could taste the burned cinnamon toast of his soul, but then I slapped him, so he didn't think I was a slut. (Shut up, he had wood.)
Being the Journal of Abby Normal — Christopher Moore

He was fond of that early stage of intoxication which leads a man to believe that he can feel the earth revolving. The trees and houses still stand quietly in their places, the street-lamps have not yet acquired a twin, but the earth revolves; you feel it at last! But today even that displeased him. He walked on beside his intoxication and pretended they did not know each other. What a queer globe it was, whether it revolved or not! He could not help thinking of a drawing by Daumier, entitled "Progress". Daumier had drawn a number of snails crawling after each other; that was the pace of human development. But the snails were crawling in a circle.
And that was the worst of it. — Erich Kastner