Female Golf Quotes & Sayings

To my mind, a small bit of catshit equals a catshit sandwich, unless I know where the catshit is and can eat around it. — Mary Karr

If I had my way no man guilty of golf would be eligible to any office of trust or profit under the United States, and all female athletes would be shipped to the white-slave corrals of the Argentine. — H.L. Mencken

I love raising awareness and encouraging people to take action for World Environment Day, because it demonstrates how individual voices can become a global chorus for change. — Li Bingbing

There isn't enough darkness in all the world to snuff out the light of one little candle. — Gautama Buddha

Every woman should recruit a female friend to take up golf so there will be more women available to play. — Paula Creamer

Ron Sirak, a golf writer and friend, was quoted as saying, "Annika is no longer a female golfer. She's a golfer." That's truly all I ever aspired to be. — Annika Sorenstam

I'm a pop culture junkie. I'm a People magazine reader, an US Weekly subscriber; all of those celebrity magazines get my dollar. — Laurie Foos

You get a real person down there and his talking will take care of itself. — Flannery O'Connor

Zuckerman shook his head. "You guys are funnier than the Three Stooges without Curly. Anyway, it's a helluva campaign. Esme is running it for me. Male and female lines. Not only have we got Crispin, but Esme's landed the numero uno female golfer in the world." "Linda Coldren?" Myron asked. "Whoa!" Norm clapped his hands once. "The Hebrew hoopster knows his golf! By the way, Myron, what kind of name is Bolitar for a member of the tribe?" "It's a long story," Myron said. "Good, I wasn't interested anyway. I was just being polite. Where was I?" Zuckerman threw one leg over the other, leaned back, smiled, looked about. A ruddy-faced man at a neighboring table glared. "Hi, there," Norm said with a little wave. "Looking good." The — Harlan Coben

Where is she? Is she all right? Baldair, you swore to me you would protect her!" Aldrik's words sounded half mad with worry. — Elise Kova

The Templars' mental confusion makes them indecipherable. That's why so many people venerate them. — Umberto Eco

I prefer to write first drafts as soon as possible after waking, so that the oneiric inscape is still present to me. — Will Self

It's not just the right-wing crazies who oppose health reform. In addition, there are many sane Americans who worry about committing a trillion dollars to it. — Marcia Angell

Western civilisation came to this country in 1788 and I'm proud of that — Tony Abbott

Golf has been such a gift in my life, and I've enjoyed it so much and enjoyed lots of wonderful times on the golf course with my husband first, and then I got to play in all these celebrity tournaments. I'm often the only female celebrity in the tournament, hence the term 'Token Chick.' So it's been such a great, great gift in my life. — Cheryl Ladd

Gay adoption is discrimination against children — Pope Francis

If you don't look like the ruling class, bring your inhaler. — Esai Morales

For many kids, a good teacher may be the most palpable form of honor they will ever experience. — David Denby

He talks a lot, but he talks about cars and golf and keeping fit. Fran likes trivia, but she's more interested in female trivia than male. Teresa — Margaret Drabble

Sir Guy Campbell's classic account of the formation of the links, beginning with Genesis and moving step by step to the thrilling arrival of 'tilth' on the fingers of coastal land, suggests that such notable features of our planet as dinosaurs, the prairies, the Himalayas, the seagull, the female of the species herself, were accidental by-products of the Almighty's preoccupation with the creation of the Old Course at St. Andrews. — Alistair Cooke