Felons In Your Neighborhood Quotes & Sayings

Let go of your old tired habits and plant new habits in fertile soil. — Harley King

An actor entering through the door, you've got nothing. But if he enters through the window, you've got a situation. — Billy Wilder

When a woman becomes her own best friend life is easier. — Diane Von Furstenberg

Recording music is not really the healthiest thing for the body. — Alex Ebert

When we faced Mom, we saw she was addressing Max. "We get to know each other I'll get to hug you."
"Mom!" I snapped and Mom turned to me.
"I get to do it when he doesn't have a shirt on too. I'm calling it now," Mom declared. — Kristen Ashley

Hazel stabbed him again, and both of Trenton's feet came off the floor, but he didn't make a sound. "And that is why I waited for your girl. So you wouldn't cry. Damn, Cami takes your dick every night, and it's way bigger than a sixteen gauge."
I frowned. "Uncalled for. You need to get laid. You've been super in-apropos lately."
Hazel jutted out her lip. "Tell me about it!"
Trenton wore a wry smile. "But she's right, baby doll. I'm way bigger than a sixteen gauge. — Jamie McGuire

A lot of times you go to a concert, and when you leave, you don't know anything more about the act then when you got there. — Bill Engvall

All the animals, the plants, the minerals, even other kinds of men, are being broken and reassembled every day, to preserve an elite few, who are the loudest to theorize on freedom, but the least free of all. — Thomas Pynchon

The blessing of influence is helping others succeed. It is lifting up Christ with your established platform. — Johnny Hunt

Jake [Roberts] is feeling a little under the weather. He has bar-thritis. That's when because stiffin' a different joint every night. — Jerry Lawler

Men are wary of me because they know, by listening to my music, that a relationship with me will be quite deep. — Ellie Goulding

Power invariably elects to go into the hands of the strong. That strength may be physical or of the heart or, if we do not fight shy of the word, of the spirit. Strength of the heart connotes soul-force. Let it be remembered that physical force is transitory, even as the body is transitory. But the power of spirit is permanent even as the spirit is everlasting. — Mahatma Gandhi

Charlie Huston, who showran the first season [of Powers], is a novelist, and likes to internalize fiction as a novelist does. — Brian Michael Bendis