Felicitous Def Quotes & Sayings

11 "But when the king came in to look at the guests, he saw there a man who had no wedding garment; * 12and he said to him, 'Friend, how did you get in here without a wedding garment?' And he was speechless. 13Then the king said to the attendants, 'Bind him hand and foot, and cast him into the outer darkness, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.' 14For many are called, but few are chosen. — Anonymous

If it were not for the depressing heat and the urgency of the work, one could sit down and laugh to tears at the absurdity of the thing, and under the circumstances it is a little wearing. But our motto is the old west coast proverb, Softly, softly, catchee monkey; in other words, don't flurry; patience gains the day. — Robert Baden-Powell

Computers aren't smart, just fast. Garbage in, garbage out. — Peter F. Hamilton

Surely if God had meant us to do yoga, he would have put our heads behind our knees. — Rod Stewart

Sing A Song Of Sixpence A Pocketful Of Lies — Kathleen Baldwin