Feherty David Quotes & Sayings

If god wanted people to believe in him, why'd he invent logic then? — David Feherty

This day is not a sieve, losing time. With each passing minute, each passing year, there's this deepening awareness that I am filling, gaining time. We stand on the brink of eternity. — Ann Voskamp

My version of 'Georgia' became the state song of Georgia. That was a big thing for me, man. It really touched me. Here is a state that used to lynch people like me suddenly declaring my version of a song as its state song. That is touching. — Ray Charles

Hurling looks a bit like a cross between lacrosse and second degree murder. — David Feherty

There's an amazing documentary, 'The Day After Trinity,' which is crazy good. — John Benjamin Hickey

I think you should automatically donate your organs because that would turn the balance of organ donation in a huge way. I would donate whatever anybody would take, and I'd probably do the cremation bit. — George Clooney

Win and you are the superior being in all the universe; lose, and may the fleas of a million rodents, infect your every orifice. — David Feherty

Everybody knows pretty much everything about me. I emptied all the skeletons out of my closet a long time ago. — David Feherty

It's hard to tell who's going to win this week, but it probably won't be a big, fat guy. — David Feherty

I don't want anybody to understand what my depression feels like because in order to understand it you have to have been there, and I don't want anybody else to go. — David Feherty

I hunt feral hogs. I try not to shoot creatures. That doesn't do anything for me. But big, nasty, smelly, bristly things with tusks that destroy everything that they touch. Yeah, I'll shoot them. — David Feherty

Playing Augusta is like playing a Salvador Dali landscape. I expected a clock to fall out of the trees and hit me in the face. — David Feherty

Worst haircut I've ever seen in my life. And I've had a few bad
ones. It looks like he (John Daly) has a divot over each ear. — David Feherty

Never has my flabber been so completely gasted. — David Feherty

I lost 150 lbs. if you include my wife. — David Feherty

Anyone who doesn't miss the past never had a mother. — Gregory Nunn

We have shriveled down the notion of what constitutes "a family unit" to such a tiny scale that it would probably be unrecognizable as a family to anybody in one of those big, loose, enveloping Hmong clans. You almost need an electron microscope to study the modern Western family these days. What you've got are two, possibly three, or maybe sometimes four people rattling around together in a giant space, each person with her own private physical and psychological domain, each person spending large amounts of the day completely separated from the others. — Elizabeth Gilbert

We live in a world where we can connect with anyone via our phones and 140-character messages. — Preeti Shenoy

When I was a wee lad, Uncle Dickie sat me on his knee, and regaled me with stories about the genesis of a game that involved trying to jam a ball into a hole in the ground with a stick, — David Feherty

It should be easy for a man who's strong to say he's sorry or admit when he's wrong. — Billy Joel

Being bipolar and an addict and an alcoholic I have to keep myself very busy. I don't sleep. I am lucky if I get three hours of sleep a night, and so I get up, and my head is full of slamming doors. — David Feherty

Do not be sad that all odds are against you; be happy that your real purpose is by you — Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

I have a healthy disrespect for religion. I really do. When Columbus came to this country in 1492 he brought syphilis, diphtheria, tuberculosis, influenza and Christianity. The diseases were curable. — David Feherty

I don't suffer from a mental illness, I live with it. — David Feherty

I didn't like having my inhibitions lowered. If i was going to cut loose, i wanted to be in control of just how loose i got. — Laurell K. Hamilton

Before you can achieve any of that, though, you'll need to get in the habit of keeping nothing on your mind. And the way to do that, as we've seen, is not by managing time, managing information, or managing priorities. After all: you don't manage five minutes and wind up with six; you don't manage information overload - otherwise you'd walk into a library and die, or the first time you connected to the Web, you'd blow up; and you don't manage priorities - you have them. Instead, the key to managing all of your stuff is managing your actions. — David Allen

I have got to do something that makes me focus on one thing, and so I will sit and listen to music, or I will read, or I will go and make ammunition in my workshop. I have just got to keep myself busy. — David Feherty

Trustworthy partners always think first before they do anything that may affect either the reputation or well-being of each other. — Chris Prentiss

The world's No. 1 tennis player spends 90 percent of his time winning, while the world's No. 1 golfer spends 90 percent of his time losing. Golfers are great losers. — David Feherty

I didn't quit drinking because I was a bad drunk. I quit because I was a spectacular drunk. It got to be like a video game, where you get to the highest level and it's not even a challenge any more. — David Feherty

Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a balloon near the edge of a cliff. — David Feherty

I adore dogs to the extent I think they are much more important than human beings. I like your dog much more than I like you. — David Feherty

Who can ever forget George W. Bush, in the days and weeks after the terrorist attack of September 11, 2001, exhorting people not to be afraid, to get out and do the right thing, the patriotic thing, the one thing that could get the economy moving forward again: start shopping. — Richard Florida

When it comes to designer, you can't beat Victoria Beckham. I love her stuff. — Amy Childs

Sometimes I can think of nothing more blissful than going to Berkeley and reading Byron for three years. — Andrea Riseborough

I was swinging like a toilet door on a prawn trawler. — David Feherty

That's the trouble with Nick. The only time he opens his mouth is to change feet. — David Feherty

The course is so long, I had to take the curvature of the Earth into consideration. — David Feherty