Fecalith Quotes & Sayings

Mommy. Do you ever wish a book will never end? — Angela D'Ambrosio

But I was thinking of a plan
To dye one's whiskers green,
And always use so large a fan
That they could not be seen.
from The White Knights Song — Lewis Carroll

Happiness is often presented as being very dull but, he thought, lying awake, that is because dull people are sometimes very happy and intelligent people can and do go around making themselves and everyone else miserable. He had never found happiness dull. It always seemed more exciting than any other thing and capable of as great intensity as sorrow to those people who were capable of having it. — Ernest Hemingway,

In the '70s, terrorism was much more serious, in that many more people got killed. — David Hare

As for Gussie Finknottle, many an experienced undertaker would have been deceived by his appearance and started embalming on sight. — P.G. Wodehouse

The election is in full-swing. Republicans have taken out round-the-clock ads promoting George Bush. Don't we already have that? It's called Fox News. — Craig Kilborn

Whenever you hear someone say that they love God more than human beings watch out, because that person is about to hurt somebody. — Richard Beck