Fawnandforest Quotes & Sayings

Ain't that a shame how they f-ck up ya name. — Lil Boosie

His life, though none too long, Was never dull: Of woman, wine and song Bill had his full. — Robert W. Service

I read a book one day and my whole life was changed. — Orhan Pamuk

We kissed, and sparks went off in my chest. At the end of the night he said, 'I know what you're thinking. You're wondering if I'll call tomorrow. I'll do better than that.' He called me the minute I got home and we talked till I fell asleep. I was smitten. — Gemma Burgess

She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash. — Milton Berle

How could you be so naive as to tell a human being the truth? Men live by embedding themselves in ongoing systems of illusion. Religion. Patriotism. Economics. Fashion. That sort of thing. If you wish to gain the favor of the two-legged ilk, you must learn to fabricate as wholeheartedly as they do. — Tom Robbins

The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag — David Letterman

They say that
nothing is wasted:
either that
or
it al is — Charles Bukowski

Montesquieu wrote: "I have never known any distress that an hour of reading did not relieve." If one substituted the word music for reading, the exact same dictum applied to me. — Zhu Xiao-Mei

PHP is about as exciting as your toothbrush. You use it every day, it does the job, it is a simple tool, so what? Who would want to read about toothbrushes? — Rasmus Lerdorf