Favorite Mitch Hedberg Quotes & Sayings

I've got two families. — Merle Haggard

I like Mr. Gorbachev, we can do business together. — Margaret Thatcher

There is more beauty in someone flawed than someone who sees themselves as perfect — Brian Michael Good

Know what you are talking about. — Pope John Paul II

Every animal has its own intelligence and sensitivities. They're all lovely, worthwhile, and deserving of our respect. — Portia De Rossi

Everything I want to do is Illegal. — Joel Salatin