Favorite Bartender Quotes & Sayings

Don't make me beg, Kitten. Don't make me beg in front of all these people. It's embarrassing. — J. Sterling

You are so goddamned young. Which means about eight of the ten things you have decided about yourself will over time prove to be false. The other two things will prove to be so true that you'll look back in twenty years and howl. — Cheryl Strayed

I love the universality of music and how it can viscerally connect people from culture to culture, regardless of anything. It kind of levels everything out and connects us. That universal sound thing is a big deal to me. — Alanis Morissette

Here I am at the end of the road and at the top of the heap. — Pope John XXIII

I used to refer to myself as a 'theoretical anorexic,' just as crazy when it came to body image, but saved by a lack of self-discipline. My daughters do everything better than I do - they're smarter, more beautiful, happier. What if they end up better at anorexia, too? — Ayelet Waldman

Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backward. — J.K. Rowling