Faugier Chestnuts Quotes & Sayings

I've keep every comic I've bought in my life. I used to be obsessive about boarding and bagging them all. — David Dastmalchian

99.99% of all castles in America are located in fish tanks. — Demetri Martin

Mother I had a beautiful house in Shingdi a vegetable garden Vines of bitter gourd lettuce English spinach and tousled coconut trees Coconuts fell on my darling husbands head One day we made love under the tree Now I was pregnant just like my orchard full of fruits with the love child Oh I ran as hard as I could from the shadow These were shadows of time shadows of the past ... — Mehreen Ahmed

It is an unnecessary burden to make negative judgmental assumptions about others. We are all on a journey. — Steve Maraboli

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. — Roseanne Barr

Next time you see a brother down
Stop and pick him up,
Cause you might be the next one stuck. — Grand Puba

I think the inhabitants of the past are fighting hard to keep the rents they acquired in the 20th century. — Michael Bennet

As a human being it is just my nature to enjoy and share philosophy. I do this in the same way that some birds are eagles and some doves, some flowers lilies and some roses. — Alan Watts