Farty Pants Quotes & Sayings

His joy was a release of Paul's conversion, not the heavy backslapping practical-joking humor of the Victorians, nor the cynical satire or the flippancy of the twenty first century mass media, just the gift of not taking himself or his adversaries too seriously. — John Charles Pollock

Never mistake activity for achievement. — John Wooden

My love for imaginary objects and my facility in lending myself to them ended by disillusioning me with everything around me, and determined that love of solitude which I have retained ever since that time. — Jean-Jacques Rousseau

I have certainly not got re-elected to retire, and I shall certainly start trying to push my influence in politics as far as I possibly can — Kenneth Clarke

Once you get to that point when you can just be yourself and relax, I just think that you're so much happier in general. — Jacqueline Emerson

Statistics indicate that the average American is a guy named Brian who lives in Ohio. — Demetri Martin

the rent here may be low but i believe we have it on very hard terms --sense & sensibility — Jane Austen

There shall be no end of love in persons' heart and no end of tenacity in persons' mind. — Heenashree Khandelwal

Arty farty, you'll never fool your Aunt, who knew you picked your nose and wet your pants. — Ray Davies