Farnsworths Quotes & Sayings

People ask 'do you make a conscious effort not to swear?' - if you're doing silly stuff you're not tempted to put swearing in. All the comics from my childhood, who were funny without swearing, were the people that influenced me. What I do is quite traditional anyway. — Tim Vine

How could one want an equalitarian and free society to issue from an authoritarian organisation? It is impossible. — James Guillaume

Begin to live each day as if it was your last. — Robin Sharma

Harnessing change is the most valuable tool available for creating the reality that you clearly desire. — Steven Redhead

Snails mate faster than Farnsworths."
Georgie gave her a chastening look. "Eliza."
"Well, it's true. I've watched."
"You've spied on Sir Roland?"
"No, I've spied on snails. — Tessa Dare

A more ancient precedent of ransom, that we may not always be tormented by our shame. — Gregory Maguire

True joy comes from knowing Christ personally and from depending on His strength rather than your own. — Jim George

We will embrace you in uniform today, we will embrace you without uniform tomorrow. — Josephus Daniels