Farenthold Pajamas Quotes & Sayings

A zoo is a good place to make a spectacle of yourself, as the people around you have creepier, more photogenic things to look at. — David Sedaris

It is hard for a woman with whom an uncircumcised man has had sexual intercourse to separate from him. In my opinion this is the strongest of the reasons for circumcision. — Maimonides

Time is the best avenger. — Ella Wheeler Wilcox

As for meat, let me say it upfront:Humans haven't fully adapted to eating meat. — Ori Hofmekler

I am an unlikely guardian. A month ago I thought the Medicare doughnut hole was a breakfast special for seniors. I am a care inflictor. — George Hodgman

Some marry because they are in love. Others marry to have sex ... without the guilt. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A long life or a short life are of equal importance to God. — Jack Black

I had eel at a sushi bar once; it's disgusting. I thought it was chicken. It looked like chicken. It was brown and looked delicious, and I was like, 'That looks safe.' It wasn't. — Chris Evans

Doing an Injury puts you below your Enemy; Revenging one makes you but even with him; Forgiving it sets you above him. — Benjamin Franklin

The Korean War has also show quite clearly that in a major conflict manpower is as important as horsepower. — Aly Khan

If someday you should ever think of me and miss me, know in your heart that I'd want you to find me once again. No matter how distant in time or space ... FIND ME. — Sebastian Cole

Liberty is precious. But so is life. It should not be so difficult for men and women of good will and good heart and sound mind to find the right balance between the two. — Jon Meacham

The best change you can make is to hold up a mirror so that people can look into it and change themselves. That's the only way a person can be changed." By looking into yourself," Zia said. "Even if you have to look into a mirror that's outside yourself to do it." "And you know," Maida added. "That mirror can be a story you hear, or just someone else's eyes. Anything that reflects back so you can see yourself in it. — Charles De Lint

I heard a bird so sing, Whose music, to my thinking, pleased the king. — William Shakespeare