Fankhauser Law Quotes & Sayings

You think you know yourself, the world. You believe you've got a bead on everybody else's bullshit, but what about your own? — Sam Lipsyte

The world is come upon me, I used to keep it a long way off, But now I have been run over and I am in the hands of the hospital staff. — Stevie Smith

Love can't begin to describe how I feel about you. — Laury Falter

Can the fish love the fisherman?
[Lat., Piscatorem piscis amare potest?] — Martial

A man who lies, thinking it is the truth, is an honest man, and a man who tells the truth, believing it to be a lie, is a liar. — William Safire

I'm a Catholic, but I used to love going to Vacation Bible School with my fundamentalist friends. — Paul Begala

Holy shit! That dog had my vibrator! — N.M. Silber

I do sometimes lecture people about what they're eating, but that's only if they ask me. — Woody Harrelson

I pissed on the man who called me a dog. Why was he so surprised? — Diogenes

Us as a people, we can't do it on our own. We have to understand that we're not each other's enemy. We have to stop discriminating against each other due to class and due to race and due to location or financial position. — Kanye West

Many a woman would get a divorce if she could do it without making her husband happy. — Evan Esar

Merrick chucked Sarah's chin and stroked her cheek. Eyes blue as violets and hair like an angel. Your mama must be mighty pretty if she's anything like you. I'd like to see her. — Francine Rivers

Never put sofas against wall. — Robert Denning

An uninspiring canvas becomes a glamorous masterpiece when it is reattributed to a better-known artist. — Arthur Smith

The course of a great statesman resembles that of navigable rivers, avoiding immovable obstacles with noble bends of concession, seeking the broad levels of opinion on which men soonest settle and longest dwell, following and marking the almost imperceptible slopes of national tendency, yet always aiming at direct advances, always recruited from sources nearer heaven, and sometimes bursting open paths of progress and fruitful human commerce through what seem the eternal barriers of both. — James Russell Lowell