Famous Warranty Quotes & Sayings

You can do anything, but lay off my blue suede shoes — Elvis Presley

You imagine a reader and try to keep the reader interested. That's storytelling. You also hope to reward the reader with a sense of a completed design, that somebody is in charge, and that while life is pointless, the book isn't pointless. The author knows where he is going. That's form. — John Updike

I learned that if you want to get somewhere, you just make up your mind and work like hell til you get there. — S.E. Hinton

Intolerance is the 'Do Not Touch' sign on something that cannot bear touching. We do not mind having our hair ruffled, but we will not tolerate any familiarity with the toupee which covers our baldness. — Eric Hoffer

...I'd come home but nearly everybody does. It's the ones that don't go home that I feel sorry for, they're not happy. — Laura Marney

If there is progress anywhere it is because there has been people who worked for it not just prayed for it. — Sunday Adelaja

It mattered not that no one else would bear that moment witness nor remember it, for if the future could not know them, neither could the past confine them, and the choice was always theirs to make, the tale their own to finish, — Susanna Kearsley

What's funny about Jesus' Son is that I never even wrote that book, I just wrote it down. I would tell these stories and people would say, You should write these things down. — Denis Johnson

A sequoia seedling is always a sequoia at every point along its path to becoming a towering tree. And so are you always an empowered, fulfilled woman on your way to even greater empowerment and fulfillment. — Ali Binazir

The key to great fried squid is 'flash-frying' in hot oil for only a few minutes, which keeps it tender. — Tom Douglas

Though I knew I shouldn't have cared, the words still hurt like pinches, and pinches can be very painful when done in the same place many times in a row. — Nnedi Okorafor

I admit, I was fascinated by Adolf Hitler. He was a pleasant boss and a fatherly friend. — Traudl Junge